♪I'm making a note here, huge success. Its hard to overstate my satisfaction.♪
At long, long last. My ascension to forum greatness is complete. I have triumped through it all! I have survived Smiley wars that would make a grizzled forumgoer faint! Power struggles the likes of which are now only etched in legends have passed in front of me! Forums have schismed apart in my tenure! Many a troll has risen and been struck down at my feet, and yet I press on! I have seen Rive dissapear over four hundred times! I have spotted Rui within the shadows and caught glimpses of lurking Ducki. I once even ninja PM'd Divious! I have slain and been slain by SaV himself! I am Dakoth!
Through all this I have perservered, and now finally I stand unopposed as your true champion! Have at it then, lavish praise upon me oh forumgoers! Bask in lord Dakoths 10,000 radiant beams of enlightenment and give thanks! Naught but the most grandeur monument should be constructed to commemorate this glorious occasion!
Or at least, ya'know, drop by and say hi...
Devrin
The Honorable Chairman of Devrin Points Inc. awards you with 20 Devrin Points.
On another note, congratulations!
Xander Vos
Cos of course it's an acheivment to be the third to do something.
Haha nah, congrats, good to see someone else active finally crack the milestone!
Rive Caedo
Aperture Science. We do what we must, because, we----
Wait, what?
Oh, right. That's not what this topic is about.
Originally I was going to photoshop you a faux tombstone saying
Quote:
Dakoth
(2006-2009)
Shot Vader in the back
Created a Wampa character
Reached 10,000 posts
Died in a time paradox
But Xander gave me this idea instead:
Take satisfaction in knowing that all who come after you will just get one of those lame "Also Ran" or "Participant" ribbons.
Devrin
Well, that just sucks for me... Though I am a far way behind.
1337 medal is 1337.
Lord Embeion
Devrin
That's it! That's the song!
When I read the title of this thread I was thinking "Hmm, where is that from..." and now, you've saved me from stress.
You, my good sir, have just earned yourself one Devrin Point. Use it wisely.
Yodafueva me
This is an amazing accomplishment!
Years of work have led you to this great moment, and at last it has arrived!
Lord Invictus
HAIL DAKOTH!
The Church of the darkside would like to extend its condolences to Dakoth for being forced to sit amongst Jedi scum so blatantly of less worth than He, the Great One.
Crozeus
Dakoth's br isn't very good at all
He misses most shots with the sniper
Gets very little time with the ball
Yet over here no one can deny him/her
He has been here for more than 3 years
Seen through laughter, fails and tears
Now we all raise our glasses and toast
To Dakoth, and his/her 10,000 post!
Sirak Sazen
Your entire post reminds me of something....
Congratulations
Dakoth
Crozeus' poem, whilst clever is clearly misguided.
Now I can equate with butterfree on the other hand. That magnificent sily smooth carpet bombing machine can easily be equated to me.
Darth Samuel
The first post on your welcome thread
"Whatever, welcome."
Crozeus
Nice one Sam.
I was very pleased with that poem. I might have to get Bungie Pro just to render a film, slap it on here and show you just why that first line is so true...
SkywalkerAndVader
I still don't accept you, Dakoth.
Devrin
The Most Honorable Chairmen of Devrin Points Inc. hereby bans you from ever receiving any Devrin Points unless you bow and grovel to His Lordship Dakoth right now!
Dakoth
Excellent! The embargo will surely force him to our cause.
I'm suprised you're still resisting me SaV, especially after I made you your own nation state.
Lord Embeion
I ate your Devrin point, it tasted like dog food. According to Spongebob
I have an announcement to make!
Spoiler:
SAV FOR DAKOTHS JOB!
Darth Samuel
I support SaV for Dakoth's job.
Lord Embeion
Darth Samuel wrote:
I support SaV for Dakoth's job.
Dakoth
I support SaV for Dakoth's job. let us downgrade that wretch.
Xander Vos
No celebration for your 10,025th post, thereby taking over DoM as second highest poster of all time?
Dakoth
Doesn't butler have me beat?
Darth Samuel
no
Xander Vos
Dakoth wrote:
Doesn't butler have me beat?
DoM is the only other to have surpassed 10,000, and he's stuck on 10,024.
Dakoth
So what you're saying... is that you're the only one who stands between me and forum greatness..
Darth Samuel
yeah. that and 7000 something posts.
Xander Vos
Dakoth wrote:
So what you're saying... is that you're the only one who stands between me and forum greatness..
And about 8000 posts.
You could catch up next year... I doubt I'll be on between March and November at all.
My beautiful PPD... It used to be up around 37 and now it's not even 13...
Dakoth
no'z! you can't go'z!
Xander Vos
I'll be off having fun in London. May occasionally feel the need to pop in.
Dakoth
fun? I thought all there was in london was hogwarts and rain..
Xander Vos
And 6 day a week work in a National Park. Plus getting along to the occasional EPL game.
Oh, and getting smashed every night at the local pub.
Dakoth
Ah so you're going to ireland then?
Xander Vos
No, but I do have Irish blood.
Sirak Sazen
So you're going to England next year?
Crozeus
Dakoth wrote:
fun? I thought all there was in london was hogwarts and rain..
'Aint no hogwarts in London!
Rive Caedo
Careful now.
Xander Vos
Sirak Sazen wrote:
So you're going to England next year?
I am indeed, taking a gap year.
Dakoth
A gap year in the land of gap teeth, jolly old fun!
Xander Vos
How the hell have you got 10,100 posts since yesterday?! This is madness, this is... FORUM ACTIVITY!!
Dakoth
...Woah.... Hey hold on don't make this about me! You have RPing to do!
Xander Vos
I do, but in an hour or so. I have to go update my Mother who just returned home about my HSC exam.
Dakoth
Bollocks I say!
Darth Splinter
An hour long update. christ.
Dakoth
Abwuhh?! Geez, 10200.
Xander Vos
Still no hope of catching me.
Dakoth
Just you wait, soon I'll hit 500 posts per day!
Xander Vos
Pfft, if I live to see that day, pigs will be flying and hell will be icy.
Lord Embeion
... Don't tempt him..
Adenn
Xander Vos wrote:
Pfft, if I live to see that day, pigs will be flying and hell will be icy.
All it takes is one day of not posting and your PPD plummets. The longer you're around, the harder it is to get back up. Trust me.
Rive Caedo
Well, it's more the longer you're around - the harder it is to move in either direction. Since each day becomes less of your total days.
I think I was at 5.4 before my last vanishment/timetravel. Now it's still above 5. So it's not a "single day and you plummet"
Dakoth
Its like filling up a pool with a watergun. Sure the first few make a splash, but pretty soon you cant even tell you're adding to it. I think its like that anyway. It may just be a
Spoiler:
TRAP
this is a chain letter. a little girl died in the internet and is now haunting people and killing them with tubes. repost this to ten people or she'll come kill you too. Remember what happened to jen.
Xander Vos
Rive Caedo wrote:
Well, it's more the longer you're around - the harder it is to move in either direction. Since each day becomes less of your total days.
I think I was at 5.4 before my last vanishment/timetravel. Now it's still above 5. So it's not a "single day and you plummet"
I went from 36 PPD to about 12.
Dakoth
Well that was back when you were commiting horrible acts of green lightsaber barraging the CIS and Bounty Hunter forums.