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The stupidest thing you will ever readA boy named Fiddleworth: Part one-Yaks and Camels
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Once upon a time a little boy whose name was Fiddleworth went to China where he met the Dali Lama. The Dali Lama said to the boy, “Go forth and eat yaks.” So the little boy whose name was Fiddleworth left China and went to Tibet where he found yaks and ate them. But after the boy named Fiddleworth ate the yaks like the Dali Lama said the Yeti came unto him. And the Yeti said unto the boy named Fiddleworth, “I am a messenger from the Dali Lama. You have done well. Now go to the land of Africa to the place called Timbuktu. Then you will have that which you desire.” And the boy named Fiddleworth who had eaten the yak which the Dali Lama had told him to eat desired red cheese. So he went forth from the land of Tibet and traveled to the place called Timbuktu in the land of Africa to seek what he desired which was red cheese. When the boy named Fiddleworth who had eaten the yak which the Dali Lama had told him to eat came unto the place called Timbuktu in the land of Africa to seek what he desired which was cheese he saw a camel. And the camel said unto the boy named Fiddleworth who had eaten the yak which the Dali Lama had told him to, “You are the boy named Fiddleworth who had eaten the yak which the Dali Lama had told him to.” And the boy named Fiddleworth who had eaten the yak which the Dali Lama had told him to replied, “How do you know these things all powerful camel?” And the camel replied to the reply, “I know what you desire and it shall be granted to you if you find the creature called Bigfoot.” So the boy named Fiddleworth who had eaten the yak which the Dali Lama had told him to eat and had went unto the place called Timbuktu in the land of Africa to seek what he desired which was red cheese went off in search of the creature called Bigfoot to receive what he desire which was red cheese from the all powerful camel.
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