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| RainaRose |
The Random Phrase GameOkay so I am going to say a random phrase and someone else can say another random phrase that goes along with it, relates to it, what comes to mind about it.No paragraph long phrases. A phrase is like a sentence please. Here we go. Your soul is retarded duck! |
| Sirak Sazen |
We're sitting ducks! (with over acting)
- Captain Panaka, SW Ep. 1 |
| RainaRose |
Star Wars?
No! Star Trek you idiots! Aren't they the same thing? ...you will die. |
| Xander Vos |
And now young Skywalker... |
| RainaRose |
Luke! I am your father's brother's cousins uncles niceces, presist, x friend and two roomates twice removed!
And what does that makes us? Absolutly nothing! Which is what you are about to become! |
| Io Lee |
That's not true! That's impossible! |
| RainaRose |
Aww man. Vader! The cows are out again!
WHAT?! |
| Xander Vos |
Search your feelings, you know it be true. |
| RainaRose |
I AM the ninja king! |
| Sirak Sazen |
I'm a NINJA NINJA NINJA! BELIEVE IT BELIEVE IT BELIEVE IT!!! |
| RainaRose |
Believe what? Its national pot day? Free pot for EVERYBODY!!! |
| Crozeus |
Pots and pans and terrific fans. |
| Darth Fectum |
My fans try to crush me because I AM SEXY!!! |
| Crozeus |
Rockstars... what don't they know? |
| RainaRose |
Bleach Blonder haird girls are sluts...bring'em on! |
| Crozeus |
I don't know why I'm still here, nor why I have this hand grenade. |
| RainaRose |
All that turning 18 means is big people jail. |
| Darth Splinter |
Oh, that has to be Naboo! |
| Sirak Sazen |
Mesa all sparkly glowy! |
| RainaRose |
ooooo Shinny.....ohhhhhh shinny....Put a banana in your ear. |
| Darth Splinter |
Cowboy gay sex! Sodom-a-heee! |
| Crozeus |
^ win
Flangella? Isn't that a desert? |
| RainaRose |
I didn't get my letter to Hogwarts so I'm going to Forks to live with the Cullens. |
| Darth Splinter |
Ah, an industrial strength Roombah! |
| Crozeus |
You uncoordinated ball of ghey. |
| RainaRose |
Sir, are you gay? (long pause) Yeeesssss. |
| Darth Splinter |
Shut up! Can't you see I'm bargaining for the Probinator! |
| RainaRose |
Red vs. Blue "You lied to me." -Caboose. |
| Crozeus |
Ayeeeeeeeeeeeeees?
Why do you talk like that? I've had a stroooooooooooooooooke. |
| RainaRose |
My evil plan was a success.
No it wasn't. Silence! |
| Sirak Sazen |
Silence; I KILL YOU! |
| RainaRose |
I don't think your happy enough. Happy happy joy joy your my kinky sex toy. |
| Lord Vexen |
"What...the...hell...was...that..." |
| Rive Caedo |
Excuse me, we're looking for the naval base in Alameda. Could you tell me where the nuclear wessels are? |
| Darth Splinter |
Like my Santa Claus fish net leggings? They're seasonal and sexy! |
| RainaRose |
YAAAAAY
No! Thats bad Gr! YAAAAAY |
| Darth Splinter |
I'm gonna Willem Dafoe all over you! |
| RainaRose |
HOW many kids do you have?!
43.... You gave BIRTH to them? Most of them showed up in four and fives. |
| Jiub |
I do not want to catch pregnancy. |
| Crozeus |
Oh, you touch my tra la la? |
| Darth Splinter |
Oh, my ding ding dong. |
| Devrin |
I sell propane and propane accessories. |
| Darth Splinter |
You look like the kind of guy who would f*ck somebody in the a*ss and not have the common courtesy to give them a reach around! |
| Crozeus |
My anus is bleeding! |