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Adenn
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The Adventures of Wakawaka and His GangNOTE:I made this out of complete boredom.
Also, the names were also random.
I have no knowledge of Jawas whatsoever.
You will find this stupid and retarded.
Characters:
-Wakawaka (Main Character Dude)
-Bob (Main Character's Friend)
-Ivara(Some random grumpy Jawa dude)
-Opaque(Smartmouth of the group)
-Kratos(A mental Jawa who thinks he killed the God of War.)
-Nena(The only girl Jawa in the whole story.)
Da Dairi Ov Wakawaka
0 ABY
It was a cold, cold day...shut up Opaque, I know it's on Tatooine! I don't care if it's hot, now let me do my writing. Yeah, well at least I'm not named by some form of light! I don't care if my name sounds like some stupid retard, now shut up!
Stupid some of a...anyways, Bob and I were playing video games in our crawler thing, and some dude just threw a rock at our crawler man. Said he wanted to trade us for some droids, and he gave us like, this, stupid beam blaster like that one on Halo 2. Some Tusken Raiders were trash talking us and we were like, pissed and stuff, and started getting those beam things.
Ha, it was hilarious. Burned their little sorry butts. Well, unfortunatly, it didn't last long. They seem to have one like ours, except it makes this crappy music, erm, how did it sounds...erm...numa numa ay, ay numa numa? Shut up Opaque! Anyways, Bob was able to steal one of their...beamy stuff...and it made this shi**y music...erm...peanut butter jelly time...peanut butter jelly time...I mean, seriously, what the hell was that? That was crap, but the Raiders sure didn't like them.
We were all crap on them, being a pain in the butt, with the crappy music...erm...it's peanut butter jelly time...peanut butter jelly time...Bob, turn that damn music off! It's getting stuck in my head and getting on my ne-damn! Thanks alot, you R-tard, now I can't think straight! What?! I aint no hatin on you you crappy peice of...why I outta...
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Like I said said, that was pretty retardish and stupid, but you know what the mind does to you when you're bored.
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Devrin
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Amusing. I wish some others did this. 
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Adenn
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Wow, didn't expect a comment like that. Thanks.
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Devrin
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You're welcome Tomer. It wasn't as serious as the other Fanfics so it made it that much better. 
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Adenn
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Hehe, time for some more crappy torture. 
Da Dairi ov Wakawaka
0 ABY
Vader just dropped by to trade some stuff and man was he pimpin! You should've seen his speeder, it was all bouncy and purple. We invited him-shut up Ivara, yall weren't friends at all. As I was saying, I mean it Ivara, shut up. Oh, you want to come over here and fight boy! Yeah you're a sl** too! Anyways, we invited Vader into the crawler, and he had mad skillz in break dancing!
Pfft, too bad I h@x0rz him in Halo 2. He sucked! Thought that plasma pistols owned battle rifles...think again dude. Played on the trampoline for a while, then showed him the crappy music we found during our piss with the Raiders. Surprisingly, he said he was the guy who sang that numa numa crap.
He then started to pimp our ride. And it was MAD! PSYCHO! CRAZY MAN. Our crawler wasn't a crawler anymore, it was PIMPED! High loud speakers, a guitar hero 2 game installed (which he pwned us at), and music by Justin Timberlake. Oh yeah, what goes around comes around...damn, that Sith knows music!
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Devrin
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"We invited him-shut up Ivara, yall weren't friends at all."
I loved that part. Great job anyways.
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Adenn
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I was bored enough to write a story in 3rd person view...
The Drive Thru
It was a day on Tatooine, and there were a group of Jawas, let's see what they're up to...
Bob groaned as he woke up.
"Hey, what's for breakfast?"
"You're face. Now go to sleep...", Wakawaka growled.
"Hey, Ivara, get us some pancakes at that Drive Thru we just passed.", Opaque moaned.
Ivara grumbled something and got ready to head outside.
***
Ivara clicked on the landspeeder and hopped in, the engines roaring to life.
He drove through the morning, nothing but sand passing him as the landspeeder glided through it.
Finnaly, he found the Drive Thru, but suddenly spotted another Jawa headed for it in his own landspeeder.
They both stared at each other for a moment, and Ivara hit the accelerator and the race was on. The two raced until the Drive Thru was close, and Ivara's landspeeder slammed into the wall, bouncing back the other Jawa.
"Aw shi**! That was so unfair!", the Jawa shouted.
"Life is s**t when it comes to racing, idiot.", Ivara shouted back.
"Hello, this is Jawa Surprise, may I take your order?", the speaker asked.
"Um, wait, hold on a minute, I forgot. Let me think..."
"Oh my f***ing god! Hurry it up!", the Jawa said, honking his horn.
"Shut up back there!Ok, erm...oh, now I remember, I want a-"
"Hurry up!"
"You shut up! I am about to get out of this landspeeder, shove my blaster up your butt, and knock you out so you could shut up!"
"Ok, I want five of the bantha pancakes, and maybe some coffee..."
"Ok, sir. Would you like an apple pie with that?"
"Oh, sure...just hold the calories, 'cause I'm on a di-"
"Hurry up you son of a *****!", the Jawa shouted, banging on his horn.
"That is it! I am going to slam this landspeeder into your windshield, break your head off, and eat for lunch if you don't shut up! Now, as I was saying, yes, I would like an apple pie."
"Yes sir. Would you like it to-go?"
"Um, this is a Drive Thru right? Isn't it supposed to be to-go?"
"You moron! HURRY UP!"
Ivara ignored him this time.
"Um, I am sorry, but we are closed."
"What?! So I spent all this time trying to tolerate that a**hole, and you say it's closing?", Ivara asked in disbelief.
"I am sorry sir, but you could go to the second window, as we do not have one."
"Ok, whatever you say dude."
Ivara moved his landspeeder upwards, but then paused.
"Oh, finnaly! What-what do you mean there's no window and you're closed?!"
And with that Ivara reversed and slammed his landspeeder into his, causing the other Jawa to die.
"Sucker!", and with that, Ivara slammed the accelerator and he drove to the nearest Drive-Thu.
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Jiub
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lol, those were pretty good.
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Adenn
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Thanks, now, yet another one of my torturing sequences.
Plus, this one is based on a video I watched.
The Weapon, The Idiots, and The Raiders
The Jawas have created a technology that deflects the Raider's weapons. But now, the Raiders have found out a beamlike protocol, and is very effective against tearing down shields...
A rock hit the side of The Hotrod's Dog with a loud bang. Annoyed by the sound, Kratos opened the door to the crawler and saw a man with unusual clothing.
"Eh, whaddya want?", Kratos asked.
"I would like to trade my product for one of yours.", the man said.
"Eh, who gives a crap. Give me two of your...products...and get the hell out of here."
"Ah, but I can only give it to you if you have something to offer in return."
Kratos growled impatiently, and shoved some credits into the man's hand.
"There, a million credits. Now give us what you want, and get outta here."
The man handed him a funky looking electric torch, and left, disappearing in the sand.
"Loser.", Kratos muttered.
"Who was that?", Bob asked as Kratos walked in.
"A loser."
"Eh, who cares what he is.", Wakawaka said. "As long as we got something, it's worth it.", and with that, he opened a can of Sprite, gulping it down.
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Three days later...
Nena heard a hum from not so far away outside. She went out to look for what was causing it, and saw another crawler headed towards their way.
"Guys, wake up, we have company! And I don't mean the bad kind!", she yelled.
The Jawas woke up with a groan, and looked towards to where she was pointing. Sure enough, a crawler was speeding it's way until it came to a screeching stop next to theirs.
"Sh**! We ran out of gas again! Martha, check the engines!", said a voice that came from within the crawler.
A ramp opened and out stepped a male Jawa, who called out,"Hey, I guess we're your new neighbors!"
Ivara grunted and went back in The Hotrod's Dog.
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After everyone was settled and introduced, Wakawaka invited them for lunch.
"I'll make the lunch. Sorry, gonna serve some Womp Rat soup.", Nena said.
"No problem.", Dude, the male Jawa said.
"Well, Kratos and I will be outside shooting some rodents. Kratos, get ready.", said Ivara.
***
"Dude, look the Raiders are here.", Kratos said.
"Who gives a crap, we have our shields on.", Ivara replied.
"Oh, ok. Well dude, look, I'm gonna go f**k with them."
Kratos ran towards the line of Raiders and said, "Hey, sorry you have crappy weapons, but you can't shoot me huh? Well, of course you can't...oo, watch this, gonna break dance and you can't shoot me. Der, dern dern, der der der der...Dude, Ivara, I don't think they like my dance moves!", he said jokingly.
"Nice going you retard!", Ivara laughed.
A Raider looked at the leader, and he nodded.
All of a sudden, there was a faint noise.
Maiya he, maiya who, maiya ha, maiya hah hah, maiya he, maiya who, maiya hah, maiya haha...
"Dude, do you hear that sh**? Aw, it sounds horrible!"
Maiya hi, maiya who, maiya haha...
All of a sudden, beamed flared out of the torch-like weapons the Raiders held. It created some kind of tune...
Maiya he! Maiya who! Maiya ha! Maiya haha!
"Ahhhhh!!!!", Kratos screamed as the beamed hit him.
He clawed at his head, "Aw sh**! What the hell was that!Oh my fu**in god! What the hell was that!!!"
"Oh sh**.", Ivara said, running inside the crawler.
"Guys...and girl...we have a serious problem!"
"What is it?", Dude said, jumping on his feet.
"The Raiders!"
"Aw, don't worry. Protective shields remember?", Bob replied sheepishly.
"No! This time, they have this...crap weapon that has a horrible song to it! It's sh**!"
"Aw c'mon, how bad can it be?", Bob asked walking towards the door.
"No, don't go out there!", Ivara yelled.
"C'mon, how bad-ahhh!", bob yelled as a beam hit him.
Alo Salut sunt eu un haiduc...
To be continued.
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Adenn
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I'm too lazy to write the next part...so here's a lame filler...
The Prank Calls
"Duuude...I am so bored...", Bob moaned.
"Me too...wait! I know what we can do!", Wakawaka said.
"What?", Bob asked.
"We can do prank calls!"
"Good idea. Who should we call first?"
"I'm going to put in a random number, and see what happens..."
The phone started ringing for a while, and then...
"This is Tyber Zann, who is this?"
"Huh? Tyber Zann? Well, I need your help. Your pet Vornskr is raping me over here, so can you come over to see if it can rape you?"
Bob had to control his laughter for Tyber to hear it.
"Scum.", and with that, Zann hung up.
The two burst out in laughter, "Hey, look who's talking! Scum!"
"Try it again try it again!"
"Uma wuahh.," a voice came.
"What the hell? Who is this?", Bob asked.
"Huahhh Muahhh.", the voice answered harshly.
"Han Solo here and who the hell is this?"
"Hang it up hang it up!", Wakawaka exclaimed.
Bob put the phone down, and picked it back up.
"Ok...try it one more time...", Wakawaka said.
Heavy breathing came into the phone and,"Who is this scum?", a deep voice asked.
"Um, hey dude, well, we were wondering if you had any Krakens for sale..."
"Krakens? What insolence is that?"
"Seriously, you don't know what a Kraken is?"
"No, now hurry, before I deal with you in person."
"Well, a Kraken is a big octopus squid thing that sucks on you, even your butt!"
The reciever hung up.
The two burst into laughter, but the doorbell had rung.
"I'll go get it.", Bob said.
When he opened the ramp, four figures were standing in front of him.
"So, my Vornskr is raping you eh?", Tyber asked.
"And a Kraken can suck on me?", Vader added.
"And your trying to prank call us when we're the masters of it?", Han demanded.
"Um, we can work this out-ahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The screams echoed into the night, as well as the sounds of punching.
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Jiub
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Lol, is that the end of Wakawaka and Bob?
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Devrin
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Nooo!!!! It can't be!!! It just can't!!!
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