Official Unofficial "Who would win in a fight?" Ga

Dakoth · Official Unofficial "Who would win in a fight?" Ga

(((Roolz:
1.Declare who would win last fight
2. give two new fighters with fanciful stats
3. ????
4. prosper.
)))

FIGHT ONE

Contestant: Lord Embieon

Stats

Attack: 8
Defense: 4
Nerdrage: 7
Weakness: Fire Pokemon
Resistance: Water Pokemon
Armor Save: 3+
Special Attack: Fecal Bombardment

Contestant: Xander Vos

Stats:

Attack: 6
Defense: 7
Nerdrage: 9
Weakness: Rock Pokemon
Resistance: Flying Pokemon
Armor Save: 4+
Special Attack: Grammar Strike

FITE!

Rive Caedo

Well it's entirely clear that Embeion simply doesn't have enough defense to deal with Xander's raw level 9 nerdrage.
Xander also gets a critical hit every time Embeion says "Lawl" via Grammer Strike, which apparently, has been fairly often as of late.

You can override this if you wish, since you're the creator. But it's half as much work for each poster and a bit more fun I think if the winner from the previous round goes on to the next round.

FIGHT TWO

Contestant: Xander Vos

Stats:

Attack: 6
Defense: 7
Nerdrage: 9
Weakness: Rock Pokemon
Resistance: Flying Pokemon
Armor Save: 4+
Special Attack: Grammar Strike

Contestant: Jabba the Hutt

Stats:

Attack: 2
Defense: 10+
Voice: 8 (deep)
Classification: Muppet (large)
Weakness: Chains, Getting Tail Stepped On
Resistance: Mind Tricks, Intimidation via Explosives
Armor Save: +8
Special Attack: Space Spatchula Strike

Lord Embeion

Hey thats not fair, I would use my special and Xander would phail due to his high armor save.

Rive Caedo

Well obviously assumed that a fecal bombardment counts as a flying-type attack, which Xander has resistance against Wink

Lord Embeion

It can be used from the ground I would assume. It's one of those normal/flying attacks

But his resistance would just get him a invulnerable save, which is 5+ and since he's not in cover he gets no reduction.

Scion

Lord Embeion

Wow way to make someone OP Scion....

Darth Carnage

I would have to go with Kyle on that one. His better-than-you-ness, implies that he is better-than-you. You being Xander, obviously.

Contestant: Lord Embieon

Stats

Attack: 8
Defense: 4
Nerdrage: 7
Weakness: Fire Pokemon
Resistance: Water Pokemon
Armor Save: 3+
Special Attack: Fecal Bombardment

Contestant: Wicket Wystri Warrick

Stats:

Attack: 7
Defense: 7
Cute-ness: 10
Weakness: Dragon Pokemon
Resistance: Fire Pokemon
Armor Save: 0+ (He is nude.)
Special Attack: Rock Throwing…that is about it.

Lord Embeion

The lower the armor save the better it is... so if you want it to be the lowest, it would be 6. But his invulnerable save would be 5+
Due to his extremely high armor save Lord Embeion takes the cake.

Contestant: Lord Embeion perfect form

Attack: 9
Defense: 5
Nibble: 6 ( Counts as Rock attack)
Weakness: Fire Pokemon
Resistance: Ground Pokemon
Armor Save: 2+
Special Attack: Kong-fu Karrot sticks

Contestant: Mark

Attack: 8
Defense: 8
Cry: 10
Weakness: Taller Pokemon
Resistance: Logic
Armor Save: 2+
Special Attack: Markin' Rage

Lord Invictus

Lord Embeion's nibble and standard attacks would annoy mark but Mark's cry pwns all.

1) Rive Caedo

Attack: 7
Defense: 4
Cookie chucking: 89
Weakness: water pokemon
Resistance: Ground Pokemon
Armor Save: 5+
Special Attack: Puppy dog, "buy my candy or die by lightsaber" face

Contestant: Mark

Attack: 8
Defense: 8
Cry: 10
Weakness: Taller Pokemon
Resistance: Logic
Armor Save: 2+
Special Attack: Markin' Rage

Rive Caedo

Ha!

I suppose I can't fairly declare the victor of this round. I will offer up the two more appropriate images though Smile

The original - back from the blogs.starwars.com days

The new one - from uh... these days?

Lord Invictus

Thanks, Rive. I couldn't find any of your "photos of your personal life" so I settled for a symbol of your accomplishments. Smile

Anyway, thanks for giving me the links. Now I can always hold these against you. Razz

Adenn

Due to Rive's girl scout "evil eye" and Mark's high crying ability, Rive takes the cake as Mark cries in his emo corner. Razz

1)Santa Clause

Attack:3
Defense:3
Elf Support:5
Weakness:Nice pokemon
Resistance:Naughty pokemon
Armor Save:1
Special Attack:unclean goat milk (equipable throwing item.)+5 attack and 10 ammuntion.

2)Rive Caedo

Attack: 7
Defense: 4
Cookie chucking: 89
Weakness: water pokemon
Resistance: Ground Pokemon
Armor Save: 5+
Special Attack: Puppy dog, "buy my candy or die by lightsaber" face

Lord Invictus

Close, but Rive wins.

*glares at Rive*

"YOU MURDERED THE ONE MAN WHO BRINGS JOY CHILDREN/MURDERS THEM WITH THE DEATHNOTE! YOU DESTROYED THE DREAMS OF MANY CHILDREN (and me too)! HOW COULD YOU?"

Darth Splinter

You all die.

Rive Caedo

Unfortunately you forgot to equip Chuck with the TotalGym - so he gets -8 to all stats.

Darth Splinter

Damn!

Lord Invictus

Who is Chuck Norris?

EDIT: Nevermind, wikipedia fixes everything. (as we all know, it's always right.)

Dakoth

Rive Caedo

Well - let's assume that Chuck Norris beat me and then went back to his day job. Which I believe is single handedly preventing the aliens from conquering Earth?

1) Starfall Terrorists

Attack: 32-42 + 11 (6 on the 10 point scale)
Defense: 7
Weakness: Chaos attacks
Resistance: Piercing, Magic, Spell, and Siege attacks
Armor Save: Hero
Special Attack: STARFALL!

2) Cloud Strife

Attack: 7
Defense: 6
Weakness: Party members dying during cutscenes (he's out of phoenix downs)
Resistance: Getting hair mussed up - even in epic battles that involve planets exploding when a summon occurs
Blood Type: AB
Armor Save: 3+
Special Attack: Limit Break: OmniSlash

Lord Embeion

Ooh, Moonfang all da way. She could solo Orange

Dakoth

Its quite clear that while Cloud is superior in terms of raw strength as well as armor, This fight would inevitably be one by the Ruthless Starfall terrorist, Delas Moonfang. Upon further inspection it becomes clear that this unscrupulous terrorist would unleash starfall in the opening battle cutscene, utterly slaughtering Clouds many generic compatriots, and in turn exploiting his weakness to the fullest. But at least he'd look good while dying.

1) Starfall Terrorists

Attack: 32-42 + 11 (6 on the 10 point scale)
Defense: 7
Weakness: Chaos attacks
Resistance: Piercing, Magic, Spell, and Siege attacks
Armor Save: Hero
Special Attack: STARFALL!

Theres only one man that can fight terrorists....

2) James Bond (Pierce Brosnan Edition)

Attack: 9
Defense: 2
Weakness: The Ladies, Photoshop
Resistances: Impossible odds, Death, Reloading, Instruction Manuals
Current Car: Smoldering Wreckage
Armor Save: No need, bullets don't hit him.
Special Attack: One Liner

Lord Embeion

Bond duh, his resistance is Instruction Manuals. Dakoth should post that special Versus we were talking about.

Darth Carnage

James Bond (Pierce Brosnan Edition)

Attack: 9
Defense: 2
Weakness: The Ladies, Photoshop
Resistances: Impossible odds, Death, Reloading, Instruction Manuals
Current Car: Smoldering Wreckage
Armor Save: No need, bullets don't hit him.
Special Attack: One Liner[/quote]

VS.

Eric Cartmen

Attack: 8
Defense: 4
Weakness: Jews
Resistance: Everything. Because you must respect his authoritah!
Armor Save: +1 (Extra fat acts as a cushion)
Special Attack: Anti-Hippie Fists of Death

Rive Caedo

What the?! It's a surprise upset!

James Bond (Pierce Brosnan Edition) is hit by the "You're over 50 years old, Pierce! Let it go!" attack by Film Executives!

James Bond (Daniel Craig Edition)

Attack: 8
Defense: 4
Weakness: The Ladies, Ego, poisons
Resistance: Torture, drowning, "Daniel Craig is not Bond" petitions
Armor Save: 2+
Special Attack: Embassy Explosion (1 hit, critical shot)

VS.

Eric Cartmen

Attack: 8
Defense: 4
Weakness: Jews
Resistance: Everything. Because you must respect his authoritah!
Armor Save: +1 (Extra fat acts as a cushion)
Special Attack: Anti-Hippie Fists of Death

Lord Embeion

Cartmen actually has a very high armor save, remember when Kyle slaps him. Like 8 times throughout the season and everytime he starts crying. Poor Cartmen

Rive Caedo

That doesn't necessarily mean he takes high damage - it just means he's a whiner Wink

But, that could certainly be a reason for him to lose, despite his (apparently) slightly superior stats to Bond.

Lord Invictus

Contestant 1, Darth Mortalis

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Contestant 2#, Stormtrooper Episode 4 number 87. Very Happy

Attack: 12
Defense: 9
Weakness: Blasters, unable to hit main characters
Resistance: Darth Vader's anger
Special Attack: Wilhelm scream

Darth Carnage

Conclusion: Um...I pretty sure that is a unfair fight. Mortalis wins.

1) The Joker (Jack version)

Attack: 8
Defense: 8
Weakness: Being pulled by a statue and helicopter at the same time
Resistance: Logic and reason
Special Attack: Huge gun which is held in pants, despite how creepy it is.

2) The Joker (Heath version)

Attack: 8
Defense: 8
Weakness: Straightjackets, pills, and meds.
Resistance: Critics - He can't hear them.
Special Attack: Magic Pencil Trick

Darth Thilus

I totally don't understand what this thread's all about, but I really want to know! It lukz fhun!

Darth Carnage

You say who won in the battle above you, then add two contests with crazy stats. Quite simple, try it out.

Dakoth

Hm.. this newest bout will be of epic proportions, who can hope to emerge victorious from such a brutal contest?

Lord Lanik

The Joker Heath Version win from sheer aswomeness

2) The Joker (Heath version)

Attack: 8
Defense: 8
Weakness: Straightjackets, pills, and meds.
Resistance: Critics - He can't hear them.
Special Attack: Magic Pencil Trick

Lanik

Attack: 9/10
Defense: 3
Weakness: Loosing limbs, becoming a Jedi, SaV
Resistance: Being officaily killed
Armor Save: None!
Special Attack: Blow up your planet with a fleet

Xander Vos

Lanik you didn't say who would win in the previous fight. Surprised

And I thought the winner was meant to be carried over?

Lord Lanik

Though the last one was answered my bad....

And from what I saw before other people were discarding the other ones

Correcting now