Dakoth
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Official I miss Rive threadWell its obvious, we all know it we miss Rive!
We need to be strong though, and look past our tremendous sorrow and find answers.
Answers I say, Answers.
Let us look at recent events.
Billy Mays: Deceased
Michael Jackson: Deceased
Fara Fawcet: Deceased
Ed McMahon: Deceased
Oscar Mayer Jr WEINER TYCOON: Deceased
Steve McNair: Deceased
Dimirty Tchudkaov: Russian Lieutenant Colonel Deceased
Rive Caedo: Missing in Action
Now we can safely assume at this point, that such an unprecedented death spree is merely a coincidence or perhaps... Rive Caedo: CELEBERITY KILLER is on the loose?
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SkywalkerAndVader
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Don't listen to Dakoth. He killed Rive, and is now framing him to make himself look innocent. But I see through his lies. He's just eliminating the leaders of the forum until he ca-
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Dakoth
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Silly SaV, always joking that one is! Have fun on your trip to bolivia! we'll miss you!
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Sirak Sazen
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Pssst, Master. We need more duct tape. Caedo is getting a little wily.
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Xander Vos
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I think this is a devious ploy by Caedo to leave at the time when I have the most on my plate and am as such distracted from the forum. In any other instance I would have assumed direct control over its management by now!
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Journey
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He also killed boxer Arturo Gatti...
My sneaking suspicion is that Rive was actually Michael Jackson.
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Crozeus
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If he was I would be both scared and laughing.
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Journey
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It's possible, I mean he left when he could've been preparing for his gigs in London.
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Butler_Swan
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We need a search and rescue party
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Aldar Natadare
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| Journey wrote: | He also killed boxer Arturo Gatti...
My sneaking suspicion is that Rive was actually Michael Jackson. |
That would be incedibly awesome, except for the fact that Rive would now be dead.
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Sirak Sazen
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So Rive is a child molester?
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Adenn
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| Sirak Sazen wrote: | | So Rive is a child molester? |
No, he's a well respected musician who led a great life until people decided to jump on him, make up the worst story possible to spark controversy, and told the public. Then, half assed teenagers jumped the band wagon and dismissed him as a "gay child toucher" even though they didn't know frak about him.
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Lord Vexen
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| Adenn wrote: | | Sirak Sazen wrote: | | So Rive is a child molester? |
No, he's a well respected musician who led a great life until people decided to jump on him, make up the worst story possible to spark controversy, and told the public. Then, half assed teenagers jumped the band wagon and dismissed him as a "gay child toucher" even though they didn't know frak about him. |
Pwned.
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Sirak Sazen
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| Xander Vos wrote: | | Actually they did, at the time one boy was asked to describe spots on MJ's penis, and it was confirmed that it was accurate, but when MJ settled and paid him a sum of money, the case went away. |
I'm sorry, what was that?
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Journey
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If he had time to study the spots on his tadger then I'm pretty sure that MJ's methods of molestation were pretty retarded.
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Adenn
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| Sirak Sazen wrote: | | Xander Vos wrote: | | Actually they did, at the time one boy was asked to describe spots on MJ's penis, and it was confirmed that it was accurate, but when MJ settled and paid him a sum of money, the case went away. |
I'm sorry, what was that? |
Like I said, unless there's a link to the video or article of the interview, I'm calling bull poodoo.
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Dakoth
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THIS IS ABOUT RIVE, NOT RODSPOTS! HAVE YOU ALL NO RESPECT!
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Adenn
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Wait, what? What's a Rive?
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Jiub
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There is an "Official I miss Rive thread" but none for Jiub? That makes me angry... I am back! for a little while anyways.
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Crozeus
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I remember you!
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Dakoth
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Well by the transitive property, you are Rive.
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Lord Embeion
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Have none of you any respect for Rive? Ima start deleting accounts.. I MEAN POSTS!
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Dakoth
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Start with this Jiub fellow.
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Jiub
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| Dakoth wrote: | | Well by the transitive property, you are Rive. |
I'm not sure if that is good or not.
| Quote: | | Start with this Jiub fellow. |
I probably deserve it. I've been causing problems today. You have my permission to delete any post that has the word "are" in it more than 40 times. You must make a post here highlighting every "are" in my post. Or since you are a mod or admin or whatever and don't need my permission you can just delete random posts from the debate section and General discussion.
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Scion
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http://watching-tv.ew.com/2009/06/colbert-report-jeff-goldblum.html
Dakoth forgot Jeff Goldblum. This day just keeps getting worse. We need a magic key to bring Rive back to life.
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Dakoth
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Well Jeff Goldblum is currently still residing in this world, obviously as an Un-sent, probably plotting to end some sort of cycle.
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Scion
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Then it's worse than I feared...
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Dakoth
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We should assemble some sort of party and journey to stop Rive and his minion Jeff Goldblum before its too late!
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Sirak Sazen
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Wait..... Any one of us could be next.
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Io Lee
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Rive is just selling girl scout cookies. Nothing to be alarmed about.
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Dakoth
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It would be the propper season.. my fears have been assuaged.. unlesss you are truly just a Rive funded sleeper agent, Io Lee.. If that is your name..
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Dakoth
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Double post..
Rive strikes again? Walter Cronkite has been felled.
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SkywalkerAndVader
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This is honestly quite strange.
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Sirak Sazen
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Rive is on the move. Former Israeli general Meir Amit just dropped.
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Dakoth
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He is no doubt eliminating the strongest opposition as he goes.
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Darth Splinter
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I miss Rive.
There. I am no longer obligated to post in this thread.
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Jiub
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| SkywalkerAndVader wrote: | | This is honestly quite strange. |
Do you mean all the famous people dying, Rive's involvement, or this thread?
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Journey
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Koinkydink methinks. Rive is/was still MJ.
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Xander Vos
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Well... he never wanted us to find out his true identity... so him being MJ DOES fit in well.
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Dakoth
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Hm.. Well now that Rive is all but confirmed to be MJ at this point, we could always turn this thread into a bash splinter behind his back fest.. Unless thats what Rive WANTS us to do!
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Journey
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Getting close to young kids and that... 'tis possible.
EDIT" He also may have killed the worlds oldest man... I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.
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Io Lee
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| Dakoth wrote: | | It would be the propper season.. my fears have been assuaged.. unlesss you are truly just a Rive funded sleeper agent, Io Lee.. If that is your name.. |
It actually isn't. Io Lee is just an alias I use on roleplaying sites.
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Jiub
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| Io Lee wrote: | | Dakoth wrote: | | It would be the propper season.. my fears have been assuaged.. unlesss you are truly just a Rive funded sleeper agent, Io Lee.. If that is your name.. |
It actually isn't. Io Lee is just an alias I use on roleplaying sites. |
Really?
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Io Lee
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My first name is actually in 'Io Lee'. You have to unscramble it.
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Lord Embeion
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Eli? elmo?
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Sirak Sazen
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Wrong! His name is Tim. Uh, wait....
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Dakoth
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Leo! Hes a zodiac sign!
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Io Lee
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Leo is actually my cats name. My name is actually not in there I lied. As I recall I mentioned my name a couple times on this site.
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Adenn
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Is your name Zach?
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Lord Embeion
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Lying to admins now? banned
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Io Lee
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| Adenn wrote: | Is your name Zach?  |
"GASP HOW'D U KNOWZ THATZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Sirak Sazen
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I remember now. You're Zach. Jiub is Tim.
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Adenn
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| Sirak Sazen wrote: | | I remember now. You're Zach. Jiub is Tim. |
And you're...?
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Dakoth
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... just read his name backwards and you'll get the answer!
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Sirak Sazen
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| Adenn wrote: | | Sirak Sazen wrote: | | I remember now. You're Zach. Jiub is Tim. |
And you're...? |
Chuck Norris.
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Adenn
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| Dakoth wrote: | | ... just read his name backwards and you'll get the answer! |
Karis Nezas
Not bad, not bad at all.
Lies, I'm too epic for Chuck Norris to be on this forum.
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Sirak Sazen
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The beard. 'Nuff said.
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Lord Invictus
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Who's Rive?
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Jiub
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I think Sirak said his name is Jacob, o something that begins with J.
Rive has always taken precautions to never allow his true identity to be unveiled. He has gone under, Sarah Dobson, John Smith, Methuselah (or at least the oldest man on Earth), the girl scout, and a host of other names. Recently, however, a rumor has started that he was Michael Jackson, and we here at rebels like to follow and believe all of the rumors so it has been confirmed.
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Sirak Sazen
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I now realize how many people actually look at my signature.
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Io Lee
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Yeah because people like to look at everyone's signature for their name.
lol
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Sirak Sazen
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A quick glance would have worked.
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Jiub
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After I wrote that last post I saw your sig. I always see the pic in your sig, which helps me identify who is posting faster if I'm scrolling down through.
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Dakoth
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I see that every time, and every time I decline to click. Perhaps one day, one day its wonders may finally unveil themselves to me.
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Sirak Sazen
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There are Vadercakes if you click.
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Sirak Sazen
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Okay, joke's over. Where's Rive.
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Dakoth
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In our hearts...
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Lord Embeion
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This forum is deeeeeededddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd... I have regressed into a Darth Samuel. save me
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Jiub
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I haven't seen Xander post recently (or whatever his name currently is). And what about Raina? she was one of the more active members once. And there were a couple of other people (no need to even mention Rive) that I would like to know where they went. I think that my presence is bad luck for this site...
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SkywalkerAndVader
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No, we can safely blame all of this on Dakoth.
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Crozeus
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LOL at how active TDSL is
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Lord Vexen
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| Crozeus wrote: | LOL at how active TDSL is  |
They allow dual accounts now. How ironic.
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Crozeus
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I know right? Silly people.
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Butler_Swan
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Silly! Woot!
No I'm not high.
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Jiub
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| SkywalkerAndVader wrote: | | No, we can safely blame all of this on Dakoth. |
Yeah, I feel better when I decide to blame Dakoth.
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Dakoth
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| Crozeus wrote: | LOL at how active TDSL is  |
you'll have to tell me if thats sarcasm because I'm so apathetic that i wont check
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Crozeus
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No it isn't sarcasm. It took me an hour to read all the new posts made in 24 hours.
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Darth Samuel
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tdsl = fail and aidz
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Rive Caedo
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Well this was certainly an odd read
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Dakoth
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Wait till you see "The search for Rive" roleplay.
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Devrin
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| Darth Samuel wrote: | | tdsl = fail and aidz |
TDSL = More active than Rebels.
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Dakoth
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| Devrin wrote: | | Darth Samuel wrote: | | tdsl = fail and aidz |
TDSL = More active than Rebels. |
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Aids is also more active than rebels, doesn't make it a good thing.
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Crozeus
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It said retarded... hehe
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Devrin
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While I do enjoy Rebels, I'm just going to speak the truth:
TDSL > Rebels
If Rebels can recover from the inactivity, I might be inclined to change my mind.
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Crozeus
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Xactly
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Darth Samuel
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| Devrin wrote: | While I do enjoy Rebels, I'm just going to speak the truth:
Rebels > TDSL
If Rebels can recover from the inactivity, I might be inclined to change my mind. |
Rebels doesn't have a butthurt douche for a leader.
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Devrin
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TDSL doesn't have an anarchist idiot like Rebels does though.
TDSL = Winsauce.
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Lord Invictus
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| Rive Caedo wrote: | Well this was certainly an odd read  |
BLARGH!
THE SAVIOR HAS RETURNED!
| Devrin wrote: | TDSL doesn't have an anarchist idiot like Rebels does though.
TDSL = Winsauce. |
No, Samuel does play on TDSL too...
| Quote: | | Rebels doesn't have a butthurt douche for a leader. |
No, it's worse... they have us.
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Adenn
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TDSL is a bit too...big for me. I like this forum more cause it's small. I don't really like big ones, because they take too much time and small ones are shorter and a lot more enjoyable because I can keep up.
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Dakoth
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Is Shadow still running that facist rodeo down at TDSL?
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Xander Vos
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| Devrin wrote: | While I do enjoy Rebels, I'm just going to speak the truth:
TDSL > Rebels
If Rebels can recover from the inactivity, I might be inclined to change my mind. |
Is TDSL really that much more active?
I pop over occasionally to see if Shadow is ever going to finish Life of Empress Saber, but that's about it. He seems to get caught up in an idea - Moffs, Councils of various things, Parties, etc. - and then looses interest quickly and everyone has to start over, which seems a bit tiresome to me.
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Rive Caedo
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I just popped over there out of interest and that seems pretty accurate to me.
They look to - at present - have more active posts per day than us, but that's only if you include all the pomp and circumstance of constant promotions, demotions, and rearrangements that we don't really do here anymore.
In terms of how many roleplays and out-of-character posts are active, it looks to be about equal or lesser than us.
That's not to belittle TDSL at all, mind you. They seem more focused on "Star Wars roleplaying (or "rank playing") that happens to be done by real people" whereas we're more focused on "Real people that happen to enjoy Star Wars roleplaying."
Nothing wrong with having both systems out there, nor does it mean that one should try to become the other.
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