Mission to Dantooine

Dakoth

"no we are the nice ones you are evil" said dakoth

Rive Caedo

"The crystals are a part of me now. Removing them would be too painful..."

Then CrystalRive stood back up and said, "But maybe I'll make an exception!"

The crystals around his hand shattered and flew out like a shotgun blast towards the Sith Lord that had originally unleashed the worm menace. Rive hoped he was right that defeating him would at least weaken the worms.

Then he fell over because exploding his hand hurt very much.

Darth Acheron

TriWorm screamed in pain as crystals stabbed into its fleshy body, "That hurt!"

Sirak Sazen

than mamawurm got really angry and attacked crystalrive

Rive Caedo

Dakoth

dakoth used force heal on rive and his hand stopped bleeding. he attacked the mamaworm with his lightsaber which was 20 feet long now.

Rive Caedo

The mamaworm slapped Dakoth against the far wall of the crystal cave using her tail. Then she turned her attention to Rive who was just now standing up since his hand had been healed.

In a single snap-strike of her head, she swallowed Rive and his crystal armor whole - which the other worms had been too small to do.

From within the belly of the beast, Rive mumbled, "Oh snap! A power in the 'verse stopped me." Just before his mind melded with the worm and he became Crystal MamaRive Worm.

Now all the worms were chasing Dakoth.

Darth Acheron

Dakoth

"Never! I am the force!" said dakoth as he absorbed a lot of force energy and turned himself into a force avatar that quadrupled him in size. he was now glowing really bright blue that was so bright you coudlnt' even see his real body anymore.

He then started grappling with the triworm and threw him into the mamaworm sending them both falling down a big hill and crushing miliions of tinier worms.

Rive Caedo

RiveCrystalMama shouted up from the bottom of the hill.

"You fool! If you die while you are in the Force Avatar state you will vanish from the Force entirely! No rejoining the Force to live on eternally in peace!"

Devrin

Xanruk ran from the worm cause he didn't want to die.

Darth Acheron

Suddenly the shuttle everyone had come in blasted off as the worms inside it headed for Naboo.

"Now you have no way to get off this planet," TriWorm grinned.

Dakoth

Nooooooooo!" said dakoth as he reached out with the force and force crushed the transport exploding it immediately but its shields held as it jumped to hyperspace narrowly escaping.

Fool I have the force I have no need for ships said dakoth and he teleported behind the triworm makingi a giant cut down its back with its lightsaber wounding it greatly.

Darth Acheron

TriWorm screamed and turned around, slashing at Dakoth with its lightsaber.

Dakoth

Dakoth barely blocked the triworm as its thousand arms all attacked him with lighstabers. only his force avatar saber protected him because he used the force to turn it into a giant shield.

"I cannot lose! The force will die! this calls for very drastic measures!" said dakoth and he force lightninged the triworm with the power of ten entire thunderstorms. it was super effective.

Darth Acheron

The TriWorm burst into a billion small spots, but then they re-grouped like the Terminator in the second one.

Dakoth

"Grr" said dakoth. I guess i'll just have to destoy you completely then!

he used the force to collapse the giant crystal cave on the roof and it all fell on the triworm and many giant radioactive crystals impaled him stuck to the ground. dakoth then flowed outside into the dagobah sky. "lets take this outside"

Darth Acheron

The TriWorm exploded out and all the crystals flew off it, and then it jumped out of the cave after Dakoth.

Dakoth

IMPOSSSSSIBLE! shouted dakoth because the triworm had grown giant crystal wings and was flying fighting him in the air now.

"ill just have to clip those!" said dakoth and he used the force to rearrange the matter in the air into a force machine gun and started shooting the crystals with special force bullets that made them bleed blue ooze.

Darth Acheron

The TriWorm suddenly split back into Sirak, Quinlan and Heston, and Sirak and Heston fell to the ground, dead, from the bullets.

Quinlan, his eyes glowing red, matching the red fur suddenly sprouted on his body, and the red tale that now came out of his bum.

"YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY STOP ME!" he roared, turning into a giant monkey.

Rive Caedo

CrystalRiveMama grew her own wings - but she was too heavy for them to make her take off.

So split up into five separate worms and they all grew four wings of their own and now they were lite enuff to fly.

"Worm Squadron, this is Worm Leader. Lock crystal-foils in attack position and prepare to engage!"

Darth Acheron

Xander smiled and gestured forward, and suddenly the whole squadron shot towards Dakoth.

Dakoth

"Oh no... then its as I feared!" said dakoth

he had predicted this would happen in his force vision but it had not been clear until now. he knew what he had to do. while battling the giant quinlape he reached out with the force and began pulling dagobahs moon down from the sky. it was really slow and it started descending from the heavens and was coming towards where they were fighting.

Darth Acheron

Quinlape looked up, growling as the moon came crashing down towards him, roaring in anger and defiance to the giant moon, he lifted his hands into the air, as if he could prevent it from shattering the planet.

Dakoth

dakoth crashed the moon into quinlapes hands and it was really heavy and almost crushing him as he tried to hold it up, but it was over 9000 times larger than him and would soon flatten him if he did not get help. but dakoth couldn't use the force to crush him because suddenly an army of crystal mutilasks was attacking him and thier crystal balster fire shot him to the ground and he was wounded.

Rive Caedo

"This is it!" Worm 3 shouted as it flew towards the moon - which he knew QuinlandWormApe could only hold for a few seconds.

With Worm 2 behind him, they dove into the moon - using their worm teeth to bite into it and their worm acid stomachs to dissolve what they ate. They went really deep into the moon until they reached the middle.

"Wow, it's hollow!" said Worm 2.

"I expected it to be solid" said Worm 3.

Then they smashed into each other and blew up which caused a chain reaction that caused the whole moon to disintegrate.

Darth Acheron

Quinlape roared in defiance as the moon exploded around him.

Dakoth

Dakoth stood up and healed the two giant blaster holes in his chest. and then swatted Worm 4 to the ground like king kong an then said "time to get personal!" and summed a black hole under qunlape with the force.

Darth Acheron

Quinlape stood on the edges of the black hole, unable to get away from it, so he struggled against it until the gravity distortiona warped everything and he suddenly shot away from the planet.

Dakoth

"grr.." said dakoth as worm 4 was sucked into the black hole. "quinlape has escaped." he closed the black hole he didn't need it anymore.

Sirak Sazen

sirak woke up really surprised and said "whats going on"?

Darth Acheron

It's the end of the world!" Quinlape roared, as everything began to slowly be sucked into the black hole.

Sirak Sazen

sirak then got sucked into the black hole and once he was in there he discovered heath ledger. "o my god" he said

Dakoth

"you were dead but I ressurected you so i can train you" said dakoth.

Darth Acheron

Everything was collapsing around him, and suddenly a big rock hit Quinlape over the head so he fell to the ground and when he woke up he was normal Quinlan again.

"What happened?" He said.

Rive Caedo

Dakoth

Daktoh force threw hestonworm into the black hole and it crushed him competely into 0 atoms and he was irrevocably dead.

Rive Caedo

And yes, Hestonworm was dead - but in its place a new entity - the Black Hole HestonWorm.

Fearing that Dakoth might be able to desummon the black hole part of himself - he shot into space planning to suck up lots of planets.

Dakoth

"Noooooooooooo!" said dakoth

his plan had backfired.

Dakoth used the force to store infinite oxygen in his lungs and then shot off flying into the sky to chase the Black Hole HestonWorm.

Rive Caedo

Black Hole HestonWorm was afraid Dakoth would ruin his plans. But he knew that even Dakoth couldn't be in two places at once.

So he launched a Force Push towards a star cruiser that they were passing by - imbued with black hole energy it would surely destroy the innocent vessel.

Then he shot off towards Bespin.

Darth Acheron

Quinln stared up at the fleeing guys, and was sad that he was left on the planet all on his own. He sat down and started picking swamp weeds.

Dakoth

Dakoth saw the poor innocent star cruiser about to be imploded by black hole energy but he couldn't let the trihestonblackholemommacrystalworm escape so he cloned himself and jumped to hyperspace to bespin while his clone saved the cruiser. It only had enough clone energy to save it though and after that it would reform with dakoth.

Rive Caedo

The Black Hole HestonWorm could not believe its good luck. Dakoth had rocketed past him at hyperspeed velocities while HestonWorm had been moving at a leisurely sublight.

It was no challenge to turn around and absorb the Dakoth clone that had been weakened by saving the cruiser.

Dakoth

Dakoth arrived at bespin. He waited.

Rive Caedo

Absorbing the mind of the Dakoth clone imbued Black Hole HestonDakothWorm with a newfound sense of purpose:

He had to absorb Yoda. He knew he had to be holding back even more power than he had taught Dakoth.

He drifted back towards Dagobah.

Dakoth

Dakoth saved the ship first though.

Rive Caedo

Yes, yes he did.

((What?))

Dakoth

(((the ship that blackholehestondakothworm was going to black hole to death)))

the people on the ship cheered for the dakoth clone and then cried when he was eaten.

Darth Acheron

Quinlan had almost finished building a ship out of swamp daisies when a big black hole monster crushed it.

"gee thanks."

Dakoth

dakoth had just finished solving all of bespins problems and helped to make the planet have a ground and stuff so people could walk around and have gardens and backyards. He was pretty sure he had made a terrible grave mistake and the the real threat was back at dagobah.

Darth Acheron

Quinlan was getting bored that nothing was happening.

Dakoth

dakoth went back to dagobah.

Rive Caedo

Black Hole HestonWorm was extremely surprised when it turned out that Yoda was able to resist his black holiness. So now he was fighting Yoda - who had pulled a green lightsaber out of his hut.

Dakoth

Dont worry yoda i'll save you dakoth said and rushed to help him

Darth Acheron

Quinlan also rushed to help Yoda.

Rive Caedo

Suddenly, Hestonworm realized he was outmatched.

But then, suddenly, a bunch of lights appeared in the sky above. They were ships coming out of warpdrive!

Hestonworm suddenly realized they were a bunch of yellow/silver Naboo 1-N starfighters. They had worm pilots.

Over the radio, one of the worms suddenly said, "We took over Naboo and came too help while our new Naboo worms take over Corellia."

"That's good." said Hestonworm glad at the sudden turnaround.

Darth Acheron

Quinlan looked up, and rushed to his X-Wing, "We have to take the fight to the ships!"

Dakoth

Dakoth agreed

Sirak Sazen

Sirak said "i dont know whos side im on or what is going on but im gonna fight the wurms now" so he got in the plane with xander

Dakoth

Dakoth flew down into space and shot down a naboo fighter with his force gun which he had reloaded on bespin

"take that worm!" said dakoth

Rive Caedo

As the Naboo fighter went flaming down from Dakoth's shot it fired off a photon torpedo. Yoda and everyone dodged it but it slammed into Yoda's hut.

Sirak Sazen

yoda walked out of his hut charred from the explosion and started shaking his cane saying "whippersnappers, you are. pay for this, you shall". then he got the runs and went back to the swamp

Darth Acheron

Quinland got in behind one of the starfighters and fired, but it dodged. This would be a hard battle.

Darth Splinter

(wat the heck guys, im behind and do not wantt o be)

Dakoth

(sorry u want me to force teleoprt u to the batlte?)

dakoth used force gravity and crushedan enemy starfighter into a ball.

Rive Caedo

The ball flew down and hit the rubble of Yoda's hut and explodeded it more.

Dakoth

Yoda was going to be very angry now dakoth knew. that was not good he realized because anger led to the dark side. "uh oh" said dakoth.

Rive Caedo

Suddenly Yoda said "size matters not" and turned into a Godzilla sized Yoda.

The King Kong sized Yoda started swatting at the 1-N fighters with his hands since his lightsaber didn't grow with him and so it was really really really small.

So the Gamera sized Yoda after blowing up a lot of the fighters decided to fix his hut. But his hands were too big to pick up the pieces. First he got afraid that he couldn't make himself smaller, then he got angry, then he hated the worms for blowing up his hut.

Dakoth

"No yoda! you travel is the path of the dark side!" said dakoth as he threw hestonworm into the sun

but it was too late because the yoda he had known was already gone and his turning was complete.

Rive Caedo

"I am Darth Darth!" Said the Sith Lord formerly known as Yoda.

He sucked up all the Force energy around him - turning Dakoth back into a regular Jedi and killing all of Quinlands and Siraks daisies.

Splinter said "im behind and do not wantt o be"

everyone understood his meaning and got on his ship and flew away before Darth Darth could kill them all. They decided to go to Naboo to see if the worms were still there.

Jedi Master Heston flew away from Dagobah's sun with his jetback and was very happy that the worm had burned up before him.

Dakoth

"wow I really should have written down the secret of the force." said dakoth because he could not get his power back now because yoda had taken it because he had fallen to the dark side and become darth darth because his hut was destroyed because of the triworm that arose because it absorbed the cave crystals and quinlan and heston and sirak because they had tried to fight it because it was lord embieons pet and he was a sith because he was evil because he had fallen from the light long ago.

Rive Caedo

"What an uncannily succinct mental summary of our situation!" said Jedi Master Heston as he landed in Splinter's ship using his jetback while he read Dakoth's mind.

Dakoth

"no problem" said dakoth they were on naboo now. quickly they got out and looked for worms.

Rive Caedo

There were worms everywhere! EVERYWHERE!
But these worms hadn't completely swallowed their victims. They just attached themselves over the heads of all the Naboo people.

The Queen of Naboo came out to greet the ship. She bumped into two walls when she did this because the worm that had bitten down over her entire head down to her neck was blocking her eyes.

"Welcome to Naboo" she said "I hope you are from the Republicans?"

Darth Acheron

Quinlan bowed, "We are keepers of the peace. We cannot fight a war for you."

Dakoth

"I'm sorry queen you see quinlan is not as powerful as me. I am not a mere padawan so I can fight a war for you." said dakoth.

"you have a worm on your head" said dakoth

Darth Acheron

"We are Jedi, we can't fight wars," Quinlan said.

Darth Splinter

splinter killed 10 worms and said "these are enemys of the sith and should die''

he killed the enemys of the sith that should die and he wanted to join up with the jedi so he suggested they should form a force users united faction and all be grey so they could be on the same side and not fight but fight worms because they attacked them and if they were on the same side then they would make the force stronger and be able to kill all the worms and start a council that splinter could be in and they would be on the same side and have star destroyers and death stars. everyone read his mind and agreed.

Dakoth

They all were on the same side for now and started killing worms. they killed 14% of all the worms.

Sirak Sazen

sirak was very angry that darth darth killed all his daisys now he had nothing to play in. so he got mad and started killing wurms . he tthough he saw a dasiy but it was actually a shroom so when he ate it he went all crazy and saw all as wurms and started attacking xander

Mathor

all of the sudden a new sith dude walked out from behind the queen, you jedi will die and sent all thw worms after them after stabbing the queen with his saber after kicking over a daisy after trippiing the dude tripping on the mushroom.

Dakoth

"oh no! the sith have betrayered us again!" said dakoth and force pushed splinter off a cliff because he could no longer be trusted. "Now feel my pain" said dakoth and he fought the new sith.

Mathor

mathor yelp in pain as dakoth jedi dude whipped him with a tree branch. he yelled "what happened to your saber?"

Sirak Sazen

sirak than saw the lazerstik and thought it was a carrot because he was still high. he started to swallow it and said "nomnomnom"

Darth Acheron

Quinlan stabbed at Mathor, "You sith scum will die!'

Dakoth

"I absorbed my sabers when i became one with the force and created a force black hole on dantooine duh." said dakoth. he hit mathor with the tree branch some more.

Rive Caedo

Jedi Master Heston painted his face white and declared himself the King of Naboo. He was worried that Naboo's government would destabilize if it had no ruler.

Darth Acheron

Quinlan sat on the ground and said, "I'm not amused by your attempt at WhiteFace."

Dakoth

"Quiet weak quinlan." said dakoth. he was angry because quinaln still didn't want to fgihte a war but it was the only way to get rid of the worms jedi or not.

Mathor

mathor yepled some more while being hit with the tree branch..yelp..yelp..yelp..

Darth Splinter

splinter survived the 500 feet fall in a lake a climbed back up the cliff and said i hate you dakoth you betrayed my and i must kill you but i forgive you if you dont do it again.

his lightsaver was out of battery so he put a worm fluid in it which was atomic and his lightsaber became an atomsaber which has a power of one nuclear blast every hit and the resulting fallout would kill naboo. die dakoth?

Rive Caedo

Suddenly, a big blue light filled the area and electricity crackled everywhere.

A man appeared out of nowhere and said, "I'm Xander Vos from 30 years after the Battle of Yavin!"

Heston - the King of Naboo - said: "What's the Battle of Yavin?"

Xander Vos said, "I'm a time traveler."

"There's no time travel in Star Wars!" shouted Heston.

Xander Vos said, "Oh, then I guess I'm a shapeshifter coincidentally choosing the name Xander Vos. Anyway - we need to stop Splinter's atomsaber. In my timeline, he blew up Naboo and it caused a chain reaction that caused droids to take over the entire galaxy!"

Sirak Sazen

sirak politely asked splinter to give him the atomsaber while trying to get a wurm that was chooing on his butt.

Darth Splinter

here, take it

Dakoth

"Thank you." said dakoth "You're all right I guess splinter" said dakoth. dakoth then force pushed splinter off a cliff.

Darth Acheron

Xander was standing there looking at Quinlan andthen quinlan died from Lanik, and Xander got angry and cut Lanik's arm off.

Rive Caedo

((Lanik? Who's Lanik?))

Heston grabbed Lanik's arm and threw a worm on it.

"Maybe blood is their weakeness" he said.

Darth Acheron

((For nostalgia purpose. In DE Lanik cuts my arm off so I thought it'd be poetic.))

"That's it!" Xander cried, and cut off Lanik's other arm and legs, so that he was like Anakin at the end of the third movie.

Lord Embeion

Somehow Lanik grew all his limbs back.
Urwen leaped onto the battlefield and confronted the 1armed Sith Lord.

" I'm gonna kill you here today!" said Urwen

Lanik tried to lunge for him but Urwen was just to awesome and swift hacked off his arm. Lanik cried in pain and Urwen used his force powers to make Laniks left leg explode.

Darth Acheron

((I ninjaed again! I'm sozza! I guess all his limbs r gona now anyway.))

"How do you like dem apples?" Xander smirked at Lanik.

"Tis but a flesh wound!"