Jiub
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Guess my NameHey, I was just bored and decided to see if anyone can guess my name. If you win... well there isn't any prize but you are good at guessing names.
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Sirak Sazen
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Jacob. That name is smexi. 
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Rive Caedo
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Cyberdyne Systems Login: Rive Caedo
Password: ******************
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Caedo: Scan all posts for user "Jiub" for relevant biographical information. Analyze this data and determine the user's actual name.
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User Jiub: Biographical report.
User has at least one brother.
User has at least one sister.
User appears to live in Florida, United States.
User's date of birth is June 29th, 1991.
User is not John Connor.
User submits to the Christian faith.
User is 17 years old.
User has at least 2 cousins.
User is/was homeschooled.
User enjoys basketball.
Previously located brother of user enjoys golf.
User's family has/had a pet cat.
User enjoys the television series "House".
Searching for relevant databases to compare data to:
Located - Florida Department of Records, MySpace, Facebook, FBI Database, CIA Database, United States Census Bureau, American Golf League, House Fanclub Message Board, United States Homeschooling Regulation Department, Florida Birth Certificate Registry, Florida Newspaper Databases (subsection: Birth Announcements). Additional databases: Non-Florida equivalents of Florida records.
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The actual name of user "Jiub" based on predefined variables is: Tim
Answer determined with 99.87% certainty.
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Jiub
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Wow, nice. It kind of creeps me out though. 
Just 2 problems, I was born in 1990 making me 18, and I guess that I do like House but it has been a long time since I have seen it.
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Rive Caedo
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1990? But that's impossible. That would mean that Skynet had deliberately made a mistake and...
Oh no. NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo
***Rive Caedo is offline***
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Adenn
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Choice 7.
There is no spoon. This thread is a lie, none of the answers are correct.
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Sirak Sazen
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| Rive Caedo wrote: | | Would you like to submit another query? |
How did it feel to invent the wheel?
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Talen D'aar
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| Sirak Sazen wrote: | | Jacob. That name is smexi. |
Nice! That's my name. XD
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Jiub
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I put up 2 names that begin with J to see if I could fool anyone into thinking that it is one of those because "Jiub" begins with J.
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Talen D'aar
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I'm the one that chose that you were lying.
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Sirak Sazen
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| Talen D'aar wrote: | | Sirak Sazen wrote: | | Jacob. That name is smexi. |
Nice! That's my name. XD |
We have something in common. 
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Talen D'aar
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Yes, but since I'm older, the name's sexiness remains MINE!
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Jiub
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| Talen D'aar wrote: | | I'm the one that chose that you were lying. |
I thought that was Adenn.
I'm glad my name isn't Jacob, or we'd have three Jacobs here. But there have been times when I've been around two other Tims, once three, I think. There have been times when I've considered going by my middle name because I get tired of my name being called and a lot of people responding.
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Journey
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| Rive Caedo wrote: | | User is not John Connor. |
I seriously burst out laughing at this... Brilliant!!
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Jiub
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Yeah, I have a question. Did you search through all of my posts to find those, just have a good memory, or do you keep a file on me or something? It would be kind of weird if you kept a file on me...
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Rive Caedo
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| Jiub wrote: | | Did you search through all of my posts to find those, just have a good memory, or do you keep a file on me or something? It would be kind of weird if you kept a file on me... |
A file? Haha! Now you're just being paranoid.
*Rive glances nervously at the wall behind him*
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Io Lee
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Ok good I don't have a file.
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Jiub
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| Io Lee wrote: | | Ok good I don't have a file. |
Notice that not all of them are in view... I like that picture though. 
I didn't think that you really keep a file on me. I just wonder about stuff like that because I don't have the patience to search through a lot of posts and I don't have a very good memory. Well, I guess that I do remember a lot of things that different people here have told about themselves, but I wouldn't want to take a quiz on it.
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Crozeus
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I don't have a file
I like how Alex's is under Xander.
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Lord Invictus
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Bet you can't guess my name...
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Crozeus
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Your point?
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Talen D'aar
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| Jiub wrote: | | Talen D'aar wrote: | | I'm the one that chose that you were lying. |
I thought that was Adenn. |
Nope, that was me. I was actually the first to vote. I just didn't put a response because I didn't know what to say. >.>
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SkywalkerAndVader
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Can't even fit my whole name on that drawer. I expected at least that much. Hmph.
Well, that would just make my file bigger...
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RainaRose
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lol Leon on and I have to have a file together lol. It'll say Leon/Raina
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Io Lee
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Mine will say "God".
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Sirak Sazen
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| Lord Invictus wrote: | | Bet you can't guess my name... |
Charles Manson?
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Jiub
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| Lord Invictus wrote: | | Bet you can't guess my name... |
Joseph Stalin Jr.  Explains all the Communist stuff.
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