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Darth Splinter

Favorite comedians

I have to say I love Jim Gaffigan, Jeff Dunham, Demitri Martin, Lewis Black, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.

I kind of like Brain Regan, Blue Collar Guys, Dave Chapelle, and Gabriel Igleseas.

I can't stand Dane Cook and Chris Rock. Dane cook is, IMO, not funny at all, and Chris Rock annoys the hell out of me.

Feel free to share your favorites, least favorites, and why you like/dislike them.
Darth Samuel

Smothers Brothers. Without them, there wouldn't be Stewart/Colbert, and they were the first to have the balls to stand up to the government at that time. Also, Red Skelton is hilarious. I loves the old guys.

For new Ones, Bob Saget. I'd post some material from him, but I'd probably get permanently banned. Laughing
Rive Caedo

I liked Dane Cook before he became super popular. I saw his special on Comedy Central a few nights ago - which I think is the first one he's done since he achieved superstar status. Couldn't stand him. It's gone to his head.

I'd say I like about half of Dave Chapelle's stuff. A bit more than half of Lewis Black's stuff.

Stewart and Colbert are almost always gold - especially when they do anything together. That's why I've only missed a couple of their episodes over the past 3 or 4 years. They're really all I need in terms of comedy these days Laughing

And yes Sam, Bob Saget is waaaaaaaay beyond forum level appropriate. I will post my favorite joke from his special though - since it was a clean joke and the profanity was just superfluous so I can cut it out. This is just how I remember it - not an exact quote.

"So one day John Stamos (Full House co-star) and I are driving along and we see this car just spin out and off the road. And we look around and nobody is stopping! They all thought their jobs were more important than whoever was in this car. Anyway, luckily Stamos and I were out of work at the time so we stopped. So this car is still spinning like a top and it stops and we look in the window. And so this woman is unconscious and is just waking back up. So she looks up and sees me and John Stamos. She must have thought she died and went to sitcom hell."
Lord Embeion

Did you hear that Bob Saget let his dog **** his ****? and then he let his *** do it to! OMG LOLOLOLOLOL
Ga'nen

I am reading George Carlin's book and it's hilarious, i love to read it at work and laugh alone at my desk. People then people in the office ask me what's wrong. Smile
Lord Vexen

Lewis Black, Stewart/Corbert, Jefferey Duhnam (sp), Bog Saget, Dane Cook, Norm Macdonald, Sarah Silverman, and finnally Jeffery Ross.
Rive Caedo

Lord Vexen wrote:
Sarah Silverman


Gah, can't stand her. Worse than post-fame Dane Cook!

I do like Jeffrey Dunham though.
Lord Vexen

Dunham is comming to Reno...and I have tickets.
Lord Embeion

I have to many comedians to list. So instead I'll just quote Jadens when he posts.
Lord Invictus

Jef-fa-fah Dun-HAM...
Darth Splinter

Lord Invictus wrote:
Jef-fa-fah Dun-HAM...


...DOT COM!

My Favorite Jeff Dunham joke(or something along the lines of it)

Walter: One day I saw a guy pull into a handicap spot and get out pefectly fine. Don't you hate that?

Audience/Jeff: Yeah!

Walter: I ran his a s s over. Made an honest man outta' him.

*Laughter*

Walter: Then his Grandma came out waving her crutches!

*shock and laughter*

Walter: ...Took her out with the door.

*Laughter*

I don't know why that gets me every time.
Lord Invictus

Darth Splinter wrote:
Lord Invictus wrote:
Jef-fa-fah Dun-HAM...


...DOT COM!

My Favorite Jeff Dunham joke(or something along the lines of it)

Walter: One day I saw a guy pull into a handicap spot and get out pefectly fine. Don't you hate that?

Audience/Jeff: Yeah!

Walter: I ran his a s s over. Made an honest man outta' him.

*Laughter*

Walter: Then his Grandma came out waving her crutches!

*shock and laughter*

Walter: ...Took her out with the door.

*Laughter*

I don't know why that gets me every time.


Rofl-mc-freakin'-mao.

Same joke here. I prefer Peanut to Walter, but that joke is the ultimate best.
Lord Vexen

Ackmed owns them both.
Darth Samuel

Achmed is okay, but I really really like Walter the best.
Rive Caedo

Achmed was very funny - but I can't see him being able to do much with him that he hasn't already done. There's a very limited range of jokes and they'll all be dated soon. Walter is timeless  Very Happy
Darth Carnage

Jim Gaffigan, Jeff Dunham, Lewis Black, Stephen Colbert (who I got to film and is even funnier off camera), Dave Chapelle, Gabriel Igleseas, Dane Cook ("Harmful If Swallowed" and before, everything else sucks), and Mitch Hedberg.
Lord Invictus

Darth Carnage wrote:
Jim Gaffigan, Jeff Dunham


They sound the same when I saw them (I got a sore throat+flu)
Darth Splinter

This made me love Jim Gaffigan a lot more.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKWnH-3v0pk

You gotta' love a comic who can think that quickly.
Dork of Mordork

Jef Dun-ham. (Taking out the unneeded F in "Jeff")

Dane Cook and Demitri Martin as well.
Lord Embeion

Did you guys forget Richard Pryor?
Bound_By_Darkness

Mitch Hedberg! He's my absolute favorite.
I will remember him forever...RIP Mitch...
='(
Dork of Mordork

I've changed my mind over the past week or so.

Demetri Martin is definitely my favorite. And he is a person.

LQTM
Darth Samuel

Bound_By_Darkness wrote:
Mitch Hedberg! He's my absolute favorite.
I will remember him forever...RIP Mitch...
='(

What the F*** is a SESAME?!?!

Mitch was awesome.
Lord Embeion

WTF Mitch Hedberg is dead?
Darth Samuel

Lord Embeion wrote:
WTF Mitch Hedberg is dead?

Oy.  2003 or something.
Lord Embeion

Darth Samuel wrote:
Lord Embeion wrote:
WTF Mitch Hedberg is dead?

Oy.  2003 or something.


WTF! I've been watching his stuff all this time and didn't know..
Darth Carnage

2005. He overdosed.
Darth Samuel

Which is a shame, because he was good.
Dork of Mordork

Holy crap, has anyone ever watched Joby Saad? That guy is hilarious. Laughing
Journey

Favourite Comedians? Here goes...

Billy Connolly, Bill Bailey, Richard Pryor, Dylan Moran, Eddie Murphy (Stand-up is hilarious), Jim Jeffries... erm, I'll think of some more later.
Xander Vos

I really like Arj Barker, Hamish Blake and Andy Lee - Australian Comedy/Radio duo - and Steven K. Amos. Though I don't watch a lot of stand up so I'm not really up to date on all the good comedians. Razz

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