Bad Wishes

ghostjedi17 · Bad Wishes

this is a game where you wish for something then the next person to post grants it but corrupts it. example

Bob: i wish i had a fish

Ron: granted but when you ate the fish you suffered serious food poison and almost died. i wish i had some cake. and so on and so forth.

I wish for a Fuzzy Panda with a lazer cannon comeing out of it belly

Sephiroth

Granted, but the cannon explodes. Killing you and your Fuzzy Panda. I wish I didn't have a cold right now.

Io Lee

Granted but you got the flu

I wish I had a soda that didn't explode on me

Xander Vos

Granted, but in not having the cold, you become susceptible to a much worse virus that kills you.

I wish I could do well in my exams.

Io Lee

(That was odd posting at the same time)

Granted but you got accused of cheating

I wish basketball didn't start till December not November

ghostjedi17

Granted. It dosn't start till December of 3012

I wish my Threater arts skit to go off without a hicth

Sephiroth

Granted, but because it starts in a colder month the player's performance is down.

I wish I had a real lightsaber.

ghostjedi17

Granted but it asplodes

I wish for A cookie that had a beefy arm comeing out of it

Sephiroth

Granted, but it tastes like asprin.

I wish I had GhostJedi's Zetsu avatar.

ghostjedi17

Denied MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I wish for Myself's Zetsu Avatar

Sephiroth

Granted, but it displays as an X.

I wish my eyes weren't bad.

(Seriously ghost, love that avatar. Not the biggest fan of Zetsu, he's kinda weird, but i like it nonetheless.)

ghostjedi17

( Well he isn't your avderge canivrous plant... when i change you can have it)

Granted. now there worse.

I wish for a blender!

Sephiroth

Granted, but Vexen steals it.

I wish Michael Jackson would beat up that wanna be Chris Brown.

(Yippie, thanks.)

ghostjedi17

Granted. Nothing bad happens cuz MJ deserves good rep for once.

I wish for a Vexen-Seeking Missle launcher

Butler_Swan

Granted but someone blew you up before you launched it.

I wish I didn't have to learn math.

ghostjedi17

Granted. you learn The HISTORY of math instead

I wish for a squireel

Adenn

Granted, but you don't know what 1+1 is.

I wish that my school didn't have so much freaking drama.

Butler_Swan

Granted but it got too boring that when an ant walked across campus, everyone stopped to look..

I wish for a wish

Lord Invictus

Granted! But it was incredibly stupid so you have to think of some other one. (seriously, that wish that you made stinks!)

I wish I had more people on my message board (which is a cool RPG)!

ghostjedi17

Granted. there angry Mobers

I wish i won on Jepordy...BABY! ohhhh oh oh ohhh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAPcagtoaMs

Io Lee

Granted but they found out you can't spell so they took your money away

I wish that I didn't wish

ghostjedi17

Granted you've wasted a perfectly good wish

I wish for an alomold

Air and Darkness

Granted, but the genie misread it and gave you a lemonade instead.

I wish for a pizza with extra olives.

Butler_Swan

Granted but they included 9 week old anchovies and 3 month old sausage on there as well.

I wish that I didn't get a bad wish.

ghostjedi17

Granted you get horrible one

I wish for MJ to be viewed as a Hero by albion giffrafs

Lord Invictus

Granted, but normal giraffs hate him.

ghostjedi17

grants nothing

I wish for an awesome Gaara AMV

Butler_Swan

Granted but you didn't know how to work it...

I wish I had superpowers

Lord Invictus

Granted but you got killed when practicing.

I wish I had superpowers and didn't get killed using them.

Io Lee

It got granted but you lost them the instant you got them and fell to your death

I wish I had more Sprite

Lord Invictus

You got it but it was tainted by poisonous other cola brands who wanted to destroy thier competators.

I wish I had a pet monkey!

Io Lee

granted but sadly it ran away

I wish I could pass all my classes with A's

Lord Invictus

Granted but you were accused of cheating and for that you were expelled and doomed to a life of mediocracy.

I wish I owned a PS3 that worked.

Io Lee

granted but your mom threw it out the window

I wish that I owned Microsoft

Sephiroth

Granted, but then they go bankrupt.

I wish I had a 1970 Chevy Chevelle SS.

Io Lee

Granted but you can't afford gas

I wish East (rival school) was caught using steroids

Butler_Swan

Granted but then you guys got caught in the meth lab under your science teacher's room (That's what they use all the donations for lol)...

I wish that we (mankind) would finally stop being such idiots over small matters...

Scion

Rive Caedo

Scion

Adenn

Granted, but then you had a lust to kill more fish.

I wish that I could fly.

Butler_Swan

Granted but you got sucked into a jet engine

I wish I had a god camera

Rive Caedo

Lord Invictus

Butler_Swan

Sorry...it's hard typing on a lap top when you're used a desktop lol...

Granted but then your wishes got way too good and you went insane.

I wish that I had enough money for Photoshop CS3

Lord Invictus

Granted but you had to spend eighteen years gathering it and then went insane (payback for messing up my wish) and was sent to an asylum where you could not access a store to buy photoshop CS3!

I wish my character, Darth Mortalis, was now Dark Lord of the Sith ranked on this site (sorry Embion but that's how the cookie crumbles! jedi

)!

Adenn

Granted, but as you rejoice an admin banned you. Razz

I wish my Orchestra director would let us play Pirates of the Caribbean/Halo Theme/ The Nut Cracker Suite. Sad

Lord Invictus

Granted but the entire orchastra, including you, forgot how to play your instruments at the last second and you were mobbed for a bad show!

I wish I was a multi-billionare in euros and wasn't convicted of theft or counterfitting!

Butler_Swan

Granted but then someone stole it from you while you were sleeping

I wish that I had the copyrights to this phrase: "Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of all those who threaten it."

Adenn

Granted, but the world was thrown into chaos and Order did not matter.

I wish that I hade a speck of dust in my hand.

((This would be intresting....))

Rive Caedo

Butler_Swan

Granted, but then your computer caught a virus and all your game disks immeadiately got ruined as soon as you put it in the computer.

I wish I had no homework

Adenn

Granted, but the state issues a law that all children work in factories with little or no pay, and people 21 and under are considered children.

I wish I had 20/20 vision again...

Butler_Swan

Granted but then you went blind later in life

I wish my wish didn't get ruined.

ghostjedi17

Granted. someone else made a wish that ruined your life

I wish this wish ruined Bulter's lifw Twisted Evil

Lord Invictus

Granted but it ruined yours too!

I wish that this wish made my life perfect!

Butler_Swan

Granted but around you, other people's lives were not perfect and eventually you became so overburdened with sadness

I wish I could watch Transformers right now.

Scion

Graneted, but the movie is now Transformers: High SChool Musical addition, which stars Gary Coleman and the racist guy from Sienfeld.

I wish I could run to the moon, plant a colony of space coyotes, raise them as my personal army and capture Venus.

Sephiroth

Granted, but Venus is destroyed when the sun explodes. (that's gonna happen one day so HEH)

I wish I didn't have to replace the spark plugs on my car.

ghostjedi17

Granted but i brake your soul.

I wish for an igunana

Io Lee

Granted but it ran away because you didn't sell it's name right

I wish that I had Guitar Hero III

Adenn

Granted, but the disc inside was Guitar Hero I.

I wish that I could get that solo in "Jordan" (GH II)

Io Lee

Granted but your consul crashed right when you finished it

I wish that my friend wasn't a spoiled brat

Lord Invictus

Granted but then you became one and people hated you.

I wish I had bagillion-dillion-trillion kagaijslhglkaghfj-million dollars!

ghostjedi17

Graqnted but i shoot you and steal your money

I wish for a pie-bomb

Adenn

Granted, but you only got 1 dollar because nobody understood your wish.

I wish I could play "Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies" piece in Orchestra. That'd be so awesome. (:

ghostjedi17

Granted but you suck

I wish i was a MARVEL SUPAHERO!!!!

Lord Invictus

Granted but because you said SUPAHERO!!!! instead of superhero a villian arose and killed you.

I wish Darth Mortalis was recognized by George Lucas as a cannon character!

Butler_Swan

Granted but your character was killed when Jar-Jar Binks beat him in a lightsaber duel

I wish that I could take awesome pictures

ghostjedi17

Granted there of human butts

I wish for Santa Claus

Io Lee

Granted but you didn't get any presents

I wish for my xbox live to work

ghostjedi17

Granted. but You only get mached with RETARDOS AND N00BS

I wish for a tank

Cimil

Granted, but Russia considers you a threat and kills you.

I wish I had a Lambo.

ghostjedi17

Granted. it bans you somehow

I wish i understood this Christmas thing.... if you don't get the refrence you should die right now.

Butler_Swan

Granted but you died as soon as you figured it out

I wish our teacher didn't give so much homework.

ghostjedi17

granted. you have to do twice as much!!!!!!!

I wish for an APACHE pie

Scion

Granted, but APACHE now stands for

Anteaters
Prepping
Aerial
Cow
Hellfire
Emmisionaries.

I wish that when ants take over the world, I lead the revolution against them.

ghostjedi17

Granted. they kill you and i cal ing an exterminater Very Happy

I wish to be the PUMKIN KING

Butler_Swan

Granted but you got eaten

I wish I couldn't get sick

ghostjedi17

Granted but a building falls on you for no reason

I wish it was Halloween everyday except teh other holidays!

Butler_Swan

Granted but you never lived to see it happen

I wish that I wasn't sick

Lukeliker

Granted, now your in the hospital

I wish I get good reports

Butler_Swan

Granted, everyone hate you for doing better than them

I wish I had FOC

Adenn

Granted, but when you said it, instead of saying Forces of Corruption or Ef Oh Cee, you said FOC, so you get a pile of cow manure.

I wish I could play the bow with a guitar...

Butler_Swan

Granted but the guitar combusted

I wish that I am not cold

Anakin

Granted but then you die from heat stroke.

I wish I had wings.

Butler_Swan

Granted, but you got captured by the govt and experimented on

I wish I a lot of money...

Rive Caedo

Granted. Unfortunately, your wish granter for today was born in Europe in about 1678. He misinterprets your "lot" to mean "lot." You receive 5 nickels.

I wish Battlestar Galactica season 4 airs in January 2008 - like it was originally announced, instead of April 2008, like its being rumored now.

Butler_Swan

Granted but the reception was interupted just a second into the show when mobs stormed the studios.

I wish I had Photoshop CS3

Adenn

Granted, but you got so confused with the settings you never made good pictures with it.

I wish I could walk through walls...

Butler_Swan

Granted but then you got electrecuted when you failed to notice the large number of electical wires.

I wish my wish wouldn't go bad.

Adenn

Granted but you wasted a wish.

I wish my school didn't have at least 5 fights per week. >.<

Butler_Swan

Granted, it became so docile that everyone hugged trees, hugged everyone they passed, and kissed the teacher everyday.

I wish that I had superpowers

Io Lee

Granted but you you fell of the Eiffel Tower

I wish that my friend wasn't being a fag.

Scion

Granted, but now you're acting like a fag.

i wish people understood this statement.

Butler_Swan

Granted, but they ignore it.

I wish I had an ipod

Lord Embeion

Granted, but you will be limited to downloading the Jimmy Kimmel Show and your Ipod will betray you by downloading only Heavy Metal. It will run away in the dead of night to be with a Sansa. You will find it in a bar out in the UK, were you will take it back in, and shave its beard. Only now it will only play Country Blues.

I wish I held world power, so that I could dominate the world and enslave all races. My inner circle will consist of Care Bears, and woodland creatures. So that it will be impossible for me to get overthrough, and all roits would be crushed by the giant fluffy kitten of d0000m. Oh AND that I cannot die, and eventually elected Overlord of the Universe. But just for a seal deal, I will shackle Dakoth in my Mothers basement, and let the woodland creatures have weekly visits. (YES! Mess it up any more!)

Io Lee

Granted but you were thrown out in space so you couldn't do anything.

I wish that I was a banana.

Butler_Swan

Granted, you were squashed by a baby who thought it would be fun to see what happened.

I wish that I didnt' have homework.

Io Lee

Granted but you were forced to go to school 24/7

I wish my dog wasn't stupid.